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"Mothers" by an Oklahoma Pastor

posted May 9, 2014, 12:58 PM by Church Office   [ updated May 9, 2014, 12:59 PM ]

Mothers are teachers. Mothers are disciplinarians. Mothers are cleaning ladies. Some mothers are gardeners and mowers of lawns. And most mothers understand that baking cookies is more important than washing windows, too.

Mothers are nurses and doctors and psychologists and counselors and chauffeurs and coaches. Mothers are developers of personalities, molders of vocabularies, and shapers of attitudes. Mothers are soft choices saying "I love you." And mothers are a link to God, a child's first impression of God's love. Mothers are all of these things and much, much more.

One of my favorite columns by Erma Bombeck tells of God in the act of creating mothers. She says that on the day God created mothers He had already worked long overtime. And an angel said to Him, "Lord, you sure are spending a lot of time on this one."

The Lord turned and said, "Have you read the specs on this model? She is supposed to be completely washable, but not plastic. She is to have 180 moving parts, all of them replaceable. She is to have a kiss that will heal everything from a broken leg to a broken heart. She is to have a lap that will disappear whenever she stands up. She is to be able to function on black coffee and leftovers. And she is supposed to have six pairs of hands."

"Six pairs of hands?" said the angel, "That's impossible."

"It's not the six pairs of hands that bothers me," said the Lord, "it's the three pairs of eyes. She is supposed to have one pair that sees through closed doors so that when ever she says, 'What are you kids doing in there?' she already knows what they're doing in there. She has another pair in the back of her head to see all the things she is not supposed to see but must see. And then she has one pair right in front that can look at the child that just goofed and communicate love and understanding without saying a word."

"That's too much," said the angel, "You can't put that much in one model. Why don't you rest for a while and resume your creating tomorrow?"

"No, I can't," said the Lord. "I'm close to creating someone very much like myself. I've already come up with a model who can heal herself when she is sick - who can feed a family of six with one pound of hamburger - and who can persuade a nine year old to shower."

Then the angel looked at the model of motherhood a little more closely and said "She's too soft."

"Oh, but she is tough," said the Lord. "You'd be surprised at how much this mother can do."

"Can she think?" asked the angel.

"Not only can she think," said the Lord, "but she can reason and compromise and persuade."

Then the angel reached over and touched her cheek. "This one has a leak," he said. "I told you that you couldn't put that much in one model."

"That's not a leak," said the Lord. "That's a tear."

"What's the tear for?" asked the angel.

"Well, it's for joy, for sadness, for sorrow, for disappointment, for pride."

"You're a genius," said the angel.

And the Lord said, "Oh, but I didn't put it there."